epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via sunshine-and-kittens)

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

(via sunshine-and-kittens)

amixtapeforthesoul:

Request: "A pop punk/punk rock playlist?"

Spotify: Pop Punk Rock.

Tracklist:

01. Loose Ends - Real Friends // 02. Dressed To Kill - New Found Glory // 03. Days Away - Pentimento // 04. Basket Case - Green Day // 05. Up In Smoke - Neck Deep // 06. The Feel Good Drag - Anberlin // 07. King Park - La Dispute // 08. The Boys Of Summer - The Ataris

(via nooksuckers)

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

(via fake-mermaid)

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(via fake-mermaid)

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

(via fake-mermaid)

hotboyproblems:

when you see a very famous celeb do a collaboration with someone not so relevant and it’s like seeing someone do charity work

(via problemactic)

laughingnancy:

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

(via fake-mermaid)

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(via fake-mermaid)

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(via problemactic)