noshirtnoblouse:

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

(via roostergrin)

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via fake-mermaid)

hey netflix while youre at it

presidentobarna:

make a page where multiple netflix subscribers can party up and watch something together

(via notdennisreynolds)

retiredjesus:

when u dont reply to someone and post on social media

(via fake-mermaid)

fuckyeah1990s:

i knew things wouldnt work when you would consistently mock my love of britney spears, like how could i ever really invest in someone emotionally knowing that they dont like britney spears? 

(via demonicrabbit)

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via fake-mermaid)

urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

(via fake-mermaid)

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

(via fake-mermaid)

chepibola:

when your mum makes you try on clothes you don’t like

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(via cedardreams)

hotboyproblems:

how do hackers even hack people i forget my password on a weekly basis

(via fake-mermaid)

dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via cedardreams)

pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

(via cedardreams)